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1. The Dead Duck A woman brings a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she lays her beloved pet duck on the table, the vet puts his stethoscope on the bird's chest and listens carefully. A moment later the vet shakes his head and says sadly, " I'm really sorry mam, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away. "
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Psychic Daughter Bill is putting his young daughter to bed one night and as he walks out the bedroom door he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa ." Bill rushes back into her bedroom and asks her, "Why did you say the last part?" His daughter replies, "Because I needed to."
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Summary: A father in Houston, Texas tells his three-year-old daughter a bedtime story and listens to her say her prayers like every other night. But when she ends her prayers with "goodbye grandpa," the father is puzzled. The next day, the grandfather passes away, and the father thinks it's a strange coincidence.
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#1 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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Big Frank. Big Frank was having his hair styled at the hairdresser's. when a lorry smashed into a car, outside. Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminium clips, Frank, an ex-paratrooper corporal raced out to the. car and found the driver unhurt. The lorry driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious.